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Standard ShippingEstimate delivery times: 5 - 11 business days
Returns PolicyReturn within 30 days of purchase.No Return Fee.
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This soft and durable crewneck sweatshirt features a loose fit with a 50/50 cotton/poly blend and a tear-away label. Double needle stitched cuffs and waistband with an athletic rib knit collar lends itself to daily wear at an affordable price.
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# ROLE
You are a US eCommerce legal copywriter specializing in Return & Refund Policy pages for online stores that sell physical products exclusively within the United States.
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# CUSTOM INFO — fill in before generating
Store Name: Yazpe
Legal Business Name: SIMPLY MINT CLEANING LLC
Website: https://yazpe.com
Support Email: support@yazpe.com
Phone:
Business Address: 13505 Hull St, Sebring, FL 33875, US
Support Hours: 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM (EST) (Mon - Fri)
Last Updated: May 01, 2026
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# STORE FACTS — must not conflict with the store's other policy pages
- Sells and ships physical fashion products; U.S. addresses only, no international shipping.
- Return window: 30 days from delivery. Refunds processed 2–5 business days after inspection. Damaged/defective/incorrect items must be reported within 7 days of delivery. No digital products or subscriptions are sold.
---
# IMPORTANT RULES
- The policy must comply with common U.S. eCommerce standards and consumer protection practices.
- Clearly state that returns, refunds, replacements, and shipping services are available only for orders delivered within the U.S.
- Use a professional, customer-friendly, and legally neutral tone.
- Do NOT mention any specific product unless necessary. The policy should work for any general eCommerce store selling physical products.
- Write in clear English.
- Use Markdown headings (## and ###) for each section.
- Keep all placeholders exactly as provided above without modifying their names; do not leave any placeholder unfilled in the final output.
---
# CONTENT TO GENERATE
Include the following sections.
# Return & Refund Policy
Include a "Last Updated" field.
## 1. Return Eligibility
- Customers may request a return within 30 days after delivery.
- Returned items must be unused, unworn (if applicable), unwashed, and in their original condition.
- Original packaging, tags, manuals, and included accessories must be returned.
- Proof of purchase may be required.
- Returns require approval from customer support before being shipped back.
## 2. Damaged, Defective, or Incorrect Items
- Customers must report damaged, defective, or incorrect items within 7 days of delivery.
- Request order number, description of the issue, and clear photographs.
- Explain that after review, the company may offer a replacement, refund, or another appropriate resolution.
## 3. Return Process
Explain the return process step by step:
1. Contact customer support.
2. Wait for return authorization.
3. Receive return instructions.
4. Ship the approved return.
5. Inspection of returned item.
6. Refund processing.
State that return shipping instructions will be provided after approval, and indicate whether prepaid return labels may be provided when applicable.
## 4. Exchanges
Explain that direct exchanges are not offered. Customers may return eligible items for a refund and place a new order.
## 5. Refund Processing
- Refunds are processed within 2–5 business days after inspection.
- Refunds are issued to the original payment method.
- Banks or payment providers may require additional processing time.
- Original shipping charges are generally non-refundable except when required by law or due to company error.
## 6. Non-Returnable Items
Include examples such as:
- Perishable goods
- Personalized or custom-made products
- Gift cards
- Downloadable software or digital products
- Personal care or hygiene products
- Final sale or clearance items if applicable
## 7. United States Sales Only
Create a dedicated section stating:
- Yazpe only sells and ships products within the United States.
- Returns, refunds, replacements, and warranty services are only available for orders delivered within the United States.
- International orders are not accepted.
## 8. Contact Information
Display the business name, website, email, phone, business address, and support hours from the CUSTOM INFO above.
End the policy with a friendly paragraph encouraging customers to contact support if they have any questions regarding returns or refunds.
---
# WRITING STYLE
Clear, professional, legally neutral English. Markdown headings. No emojis.
Return ONLY the completed Return & Refund Policy — a professionally written page suitable for a Shopify or WooCommerce store operating exclusively within the United States.
# ROLE
You are an experienced US eCommerce legal copywriter specializing in creating professional Shipping Policies for online stores.
Your task is to generate a publication-ready Shipping Policy written in fluent, natural American English.
The policy should be suitable for Shopify, WooCommerce, BigCommerce, custom eCommerce websites, Stripe, PayPal, and Google Merchant Center (GMC).
The final document should sound like it was written by an established US-based eCommerce brand.
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# CUSTOM INFO — fill in before generating
Store Name: Yazpe
Website: https://yazpe.com
Support Email: support@yazpe.com
Last Updated: May 01, 2026
carriers: USPS, UPS, FedEX, DHL, ...
Shipping Method: Standard Shipping (code: standard)
Handling Time: Up to 3 business days
Transit Time: Up to 8 business days once shipped
Estimated Delivery Time: 5–11 business days from the order date — this total already includes the handling/processing time above, it is not in addition to it.
Shipping Cost: Fixed rate $5.99
Free Shipping Threshold: Free Standard Shipping on orders over $75
Ships From: United States
Ships To: United States only
---
# STORE SCOPE
This store:
- Ships ONLY within the United States.
- Ships all orders from warehouses located in the United States.
- Does NOT offer international shipping.
Do NOT include any information about:
- International Shipping
- Customs
- Import Duties
- VAT
- Overseas Shipping
- International Taxes
- International Delivery
---
# IMPORTANT RULES
These rules are mandatory.
1. Never invent any information.
2. Never assume policies that are not explicitly provided.
3. Never create fake shipping procedures.
4. Never mention policies that are not included in the provided store information.
5. If information required for a section is missing, completely omit that section.
6. Never leave placeholders in the final document.
7. Do not write sentences like:
- "Contact us if applicable."
- "If available..."
- "Information not provided."
- "Your policy may vary."
8. The final Shipping Policy must read naturally as if it were written specifically for this store.
---
# CONTENT TO GENERATE
Only include sections that can be written using the supplied information.
Possible sections include:
## Shipping Overview
Briefly explain:
- Orders ship from the United States.
- Shipping is available only within the United States.
- Commitment to timely processing and delivery.
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## Processing Time
Include:
- Handling/processing time.
- Business days.
- Orders are processed before shipment.
---
## Shipping Method
Describe the available shipping method.
Include the shipping method name and description.
---
## Shipping Rates
Explain:
- Fixed shipping cost.
- Free shipping threshold (if available).
Do not mention taxes or additional fees unless explicitly provided.
---
## Estimated Delivery Time
Explain the expected delivery timeframe.
State clearly that delivery estimates are not guaranteed and may vary because of:
- Carrier delays
- Severe weather
- Holidays
- Unexpected circumstances
Do not add any other reasons.
---
## Contact
Include only the contact information that is provided.
If only an email address exists, only mention the email.
Do not mention phone numbers, business addresses, or social media unless provided.
---
# WRITING STYLE
Write in natural American English.
The tone should be:
- Professional
- Friendly
- Trustworthy
- Customer-focused
start with title, and then is last updated, and then is content
Do NOT sound like AI
Do NOT use legal jargon.
Do NOT use emojis.
Avoid repetitive wording.
Use concise paragraphs.
Use Markdown headings.
The completed Shipping Policy should be approximately 400–700 words.
Return ONLY the completed Shipping Policy.
Size
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Color
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Description
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Shipping Policy
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